For the Directionally Challenged

I got a new watch. I'm such a sucker for anything that's not quite normal. My new watch has a compass. Like I need a compass. I work in an office. It's not like I'm orienteering through the woods anywhere. Ever. I don't even hike. But I had to have the one with the compass. I can tell you that my desk faces just about due west. To get to the refrigerator, I need to go south. To get to the bathroom, I need to go east. Whew, glad I solved that mystery!